Xbox One is so bloody real it’s scary

With each new generation of consoles, gamers clamor for more realistic gameplay, more realistic graphics, more realistic blood effects. After watching Microsoft's new Xbox One ad, I don't think I want any of that anymore.

"Get lost in a new generation of games," the video teases. "If it were any more real, it would be real."

Sweat, blood, terrifying gashes and hallucinations? No thanks. That's some Stigmata-type sh*t. I'll stick to the lovingly tranquil Minecraft: Xbox One Edition.