Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain was one of the most controversial games of 2015. The fallout between Kojima/Konami happened, the story was somewhat incomplete, and the portrayal of the scantily clad female sniper, Quiet, was viewed as sexist and unnecessary. Regardless of how you feel about the game, famed porn company Brazzers is gearing up to release a highly explicit porn parody of the game.
The parody features Big Boss roaming the desert after his helicopter crashes, he comes across the deadly sniper Quiet and things get… heated. The two come to "blows" and engage in some "close-quarters combat". But Big Boss finds himself strangely attracted to his foe and well.. you can guess what happens from there. The porn parody features all the MGS porn puns you'd expect like nods to the third game in the series which was titled Snake Eater. You can view a safe for work version of the trailer down below that doesn't feature any nudity or explicit sex, but if you want to see how intense the parody gets you can click here (there is straight up anal penetration and much more, so don't click that link in public).
Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen will release on Brazzers February 8th.
