Bad Boys: Miami Takedown – PS2 – Review

The story for Bad Boys: Miami Takedown is pretty much the standard stuff. There
is a new and powerful drug that has been given the nickname: Orchid. Like all
drugs that are on the market, the effects are short lived, but it has long term
devastating effects. Players will take control of two members of the TNT
(Tactical Narcotic Team): Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett as they try to take
down Tulio Medoza. He is the general of the Columbian cartels and has a strong
alliance with the Russian Mafia. It is the player’s job to overcome all of these
odds and bring him to justice before he can hurt any more humans.

This game is a third person action/shooting game that has you in the role of
Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett throughout the game. Players will go into each
level, shooting many different bad guys, go to the next “point of interest”,
then repeat. So you see here that the game gets repetitive really quickly. The
controls for this game are really “loose” and not very effective. The shooting
is fine, but when you are taking cover and need to go out and shoot someone it
can be a pain to do so. The controls for this section (and it is a big one since
you will be doing this the majority of the game) really hamper any fun that
could be had for this game.

There are many different weapons at your disposal in this game to help you take
down the enemies. They range from pistols, shot guns, rifles, and submachine
guns. I have to wonder why there is such a variety of weapons, because it seems
like no matter what gun you use you can take out an enemy. What I mean is that
it seems like no matter where you shoot a guy, from his foot to his head he will
be taken out of commission.

Since you will be getting in to so many gun fights, you have the option to take
cover behind dumpsters or any thing that will provide them protection against the
hordes of bullets that come whizzing by their faces. The thing that really
stinks about this is that all of the “cover” points are predefined by having an
orange flashing circle. So if you see one of those while you are gong through the
levels you will know that you are about to get into a gun fight.

First time I turned on this game I had to make sure that I wasn’t playing a
Nintendo 64 game. The graphics have the same look as the last generation of
games, but some of those look even better than this game. The character models
are all blocky and just ugly. All of the environments that the players must go
thorugh look very dull. The only good thing here is that in each level there are
items that are destructible, but that doesn’t even come close to salvaging the
looks of this game.

I have never heard a game’s dialog that was so horrendous that I wanted to turn
off the PlayStation 2 to spare my speakers from having to say the words. Then
you have to add in the fact about how horrid the voice acting is, it is
laughable. The character models look similar to Will Smith and Martin Lawrence,
but the voices aren’t even close. The very first time I heard them speak in the
game I burst into laughter about how bad it sounded. It really is that bad.