Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen! This will change the way you look at Windows 10 and its impending launch.
But first, before we get to that, you might want to listen to some Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden while you read this. Or even better! Just click play on the video below and then continue reading!
Okay, now to the announcement. Microsoft has announced on Xbox Wire that Candy Crush Saga is coming to Windows 10 and will be pre-installed. That's right, when you upgrade to or download Windows 10, that dreadful, money sink of the devil reincarnated in game form will already be in Windows.
Microsoft said that "gaming has always been part of the Windows experience, with titles like Solitaire, Minesweeper and Hearts" and that those are still returning to Windows 10. And then they go on to say King is bringing Candy Crush Saga to Windows 10. They even refer to this as "some great news."
WTF Microsoft?! GREAT NEWS?! Maybe for my parents!
And don't worry Candy Crush fans, other King games will also be coming to Windows 10. I bet Windows 10 is going to be one giant microtransaction.
