Stephen Colbert takes us old school with free to play Escape from the Man-Sized Cabinet

But are there grues?

Noted Lord of the Ring’s devotee and curator of our nation’s zeitgeist, Stephen Colbert just released a free to play text adventure game via the CBS website. Called Escape from the Man-Sized Cabient, this is an easy throwback for those of us old enough to remember Zork and Planetfall this game, which lodges complaints about indoor go-karts, will keep you amused. 

 

It’s kind of adorable, but no word yet on whether or not you run the risk of being eaten by a grue.