Well, file this one in weird videos that I never want to watch again. CCTV footage posted to LiveLeak shows a man was caught masturbating to a PlayStation 4 in an unknown retail store.
For those daring enough to watch, the man, turned on by the lucious edges of the PlayStation box, promptly approaches the display, unzips his pants, and goes to town.
Unfortunately for this PlayStation pervert, there's no happy ending. You can see the quick about-face the two men near him perform when they realize he's spanking the ol' monkey, and it appears they grab the attention of the manager who quickly demands the man leave the store.
Again, I'm not sure where this is, but the dude seems pretty relaxed as he casually zips up and walks out like nothing he was doing was weird or anything.
I guess I could understand some people being turned on by pixelated characters in a video game, but to tease the weasel to an actual PlayStation 4 box? Well, that's just weird — even for Florida.
Like the wise Marvin Gaye once said, "Sexual healing, baby, it's good for me."
