It appears there has been an Awakening at Target, where a shopper came up close and personal with a set of Star Wars: The Force Awakens 'pool toys' for children. These 'pool toys' looking nothing like pool toys, nor do they even look like children's toys.
Joni Jones shared a picture of the suspicious looking toys on Target's Facebook page, saying "Are we sure these are children's toys, Target? Looks a little questionable to me."
Come on guys, we all know what these "Dive Characters" really look like…
Jones went on to say that she had shared the post out of humor instead of actually being offended by ordeal. Regardless, Target covered their butts by releasing a statement to Jones apologizing.
“Hi Joni – We apologize for your disappointment. Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review. Thanks. – Stacey”
So, yeah, Target is selling pool toys that look like dildos. Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma and that Stormtrooper are looking to dive headfirst in to some trouble.
