The ‘big Dark Souls news’ was a clothing line and its kind of awful

Wow. Memes. So much wow.

Namco

Yesterday, Namco Bandai teased that they had some 'big Dark Souls news' to share today. As it turns out, the 'big' news was a bunch of merchandise for purchase. Currently the clothing line is only available in Europe, but it will more than likely spread out to other regions if it is popular enough.

The shirts, hats, sweaters and tank tops come with various classic memes plastered on them such as, 'Never Trust a Chest,' 'Praise the Sun' and 'You Died' set above a counter and a broken controller. 

Now, these clothes wouldn't be such an abomination if there weren't version of them that already existed and looked 10 times better. Just glancing at the 'Praise the Sun' and 'Sun Bro' searches in Etsy yeild better results than a majority of the clothes revealed.

The clothing like wouldn't be so bad if Namco hadn't teased it the way the did, but all these memes on shirts just make me think of one thing — Steve Buscemi.

Steve Buscemi

They got me, they got me good. I expected some cool PS4 theme.