Sometimes, standing out means it’s better to be unusual than it is to stick with the status quo. Other times standing out just means that your game is about dicks, and what comes (giggity) is a little game called Genital Jousting. Publisher Devolver Digital has announced that the sausage fest adventure game has left Early Access and is now a full game according to a new press release, and features an all-new story mode starring a dick who is aptly named, John.
The game originally came on Steam Early Access late last year and has amassed a player base of over 300,000. According to the press release, Genital Jousting is “one of the top online sex party video games of the past decade.”
Not that there are many of those, I would imagine.
To celebrate the launch of the game, you can also get your hands on a Genital Jousting plush that comes with a code for the game. The plush retails for $30 and features a sound chip that features a “surprise SFX when squeezed.”
And just because, Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker had this to say in a moment of sincere eloquence:
“Genital Jousting’s story mode is the greatest narrative ever created for the medium of video games. This is the Citizen Kane of penis video games.”
So, if dicks are your thing, so is Genital Jousting, and it is available now on Steam for $7.
