Atari has released Krome Studios’ Blade Kitten into the wild today. The game features scantily clad cat girls, an alien sidekick named Skiffy (seriously), and a powerful weapon called the Darque Blade. We assume that because it’s spelled improperly, this sword is supposed to be more badass than a normal “Dark” Blade would be. Our own blade kitten Raychul Moore will have a review by the end of the week, but for now you can check out the official website which is hopefully not a representation of the actual game’s quality because… wow. Just wow. I designed more interesting websites with crayons in the first grade.
Blade Kitten is available for 1200 MS points on the 360 and $15 in human money everywhere else.