If you're well traversed on the internet, you probably know what Rule #34 is. Rule #34 states: If it exists, there IS porn of it. There are no exceptions to the rule. You'd be surprised what you can find on Reddit and 4chan. So video game and movie franchise The Evil Dead is not exempt from this rule. It is now the latest IP to fall victim to a porn parody — Evil Head.
Shipping October 26th, you can own it just in time for your Halloween party. Pop it on your 55-inch LED TV and watch your guests' reactions! ***I feel the need to point out that I'm kidding here*** The description for this pornographic film is:
Four friends travel to an abandoned cabin in the woods for an exciting and romantic getaway. They discover the book of NECROCUMICON and unknowingly turn everyone into flesh possessing demons! Watch ASH (Tommy Pistol), LINDA (Joanna Angel), SHELLY (Kleio) and SCOTTY (Danny Wylde) unleash the unspeakable evil from the 'Book of the Head'.EVIL HEAD brings you talking taxidermy, chainsaws, demons and a gangbang with possessed trees. It's the pornographic remake you've been waiting for!
"It's the pornographic remake we've been waiting for!" said no one ever. I'd say stay tuned for our review, but I don't really feel comfortable telling you what I think of it. That and we'd have to come up with a whole review systems based on boners. And I'd have to actually admit watching it, which I have no intention of doing…
Evil Head stars Joanna Angel, Kleio, Tommy Pistol, Veruca James, Dana DeArmond and Danny Wylde. There's a trailer out there for the movie, but I'm not going to post it or even link to it. I like my job and intend to keep it. Do your own search at your own leisure if you're interested.
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[Source: ToplessRobot]
