For most journalists, the embargo for Watch Dogs' review is on May 27. Of course, Conan O'Brien plays by his own rules. And in his newest segment of "Clueless Gamer" — in which Conan plays struggles through a game and then gives it a score that pretty much means absolutely nothing — he's got his hands full with Watch Dogs, Ubisoft's upcoming open-world action game.
Now Watch Dogs is all about utilizing Aiden Pierce's smartphone to hack into the city of Chicago's CenTral Operating System (ctOS) and using it to take out his enemies. But when in the hands of Conan, well, you'll see.
There you have it, your first Watch Dogs review: "If you're a cool dude, you'll love it. If you're a hacker who loves to stay in a basement and play around with peoples' adjustable rate mortgage, you'll really love it."
At least Conan acknowledges he isn't good at video games. To read the review of Watch Dogs by people who actually do play games for a living, check back on Tuesday, May 27, which just so happens to be the release date as well.
