Surge’s return means it’s time to LAN party like it’s 1996

I’m not one to feign any sort of ‘hipness’ at any phase of my life. Ever since the first computer I built, I’ve been participating in LAN parties. Hell, there was a point in my life where they were a regular weekend thing. With that said, you BETTER believe Surge was involved at one point. Sitting here in the 2014, I honestly never thought I’d life in a world where Coca-Cola would make the green soft drink once again.

Lo and behold though, as of now, Surge hath returned. After so many years of hiatus, you have to be curious… right? At least a little? Are you $14 for a 12-pack curious? As an Amazon exclusive, you can get this pricy soda delivered straight to your place of residence or debauchery. I have so many questions. As a Amazon Prime member I could be drinking Surge by Wednesday… this is one of this critical life choices moments.

What’s next… Crystal Pepsi’s resurrection?