Borderlands 2’s ‘Krieg: A Meat Bicycle Built for Two’ is a captivating love story

The gallant, heroic, and handsome wanderer walks the world of Pandora searching for his lost self. In his head his sanity is lost; on the outside he is a psycho. Krieg’s mind has long been lost to madness. Will he ever find that which has been missing? Is there anything or anyone that can remind his mind? What happens when he discovers Maya, the Siren, on the steps of a train station? Is she the love of his life? Is it love at first sight? Will she sit in in copilot seat to the conductor of the poop train!?

I’ll just go ahead and say it now, this Borderlands 2 Krieg video is still a better love story than Twilight. It had to be said. The inner dialogue of Krieg is on par with graphic novel/noir writing – I absolutely love it. Watch the video above. In no time you’ll be powdering our cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter.

Love is fleeting.