Back when Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 was getting downloadable content, Activision introduced a "The Replacer," a man who specializes in being your replacement during life's most mundane activities — jobs, lady friends, the birth of your first child, things of that nature. By doing so, he would give you the time needed to fully experience Black Ops 2's downloadable content.
Fast forward and year and we now have the first DLC for Call of Duty: Ghosts arriving next week. But this time Activision is doing things a little differently. Instead of some poor sap having to take your spot, Ghosts will "CODnap" you.
"The CODnapper and his team of associates rescue unsuspecting fans from their 'to do' lists and everyday chores and deliver them to an oasis known as ONSLAUGHT."
Onslaught is set to arrive first on Xbox LIVE (Xbox 360 and Xbox One) on January 28. The PlayStation and PC versions do not yet have a release date.