Categories: News

Darth Vader used the force to rob a credit union

I guess we know how the Empire is funded now… via credit union. When Emperor Palpatine isn't putting Vader in charge of overseeing the construction of the Death Star, or hunting down Luke Skywalker and the rebel scum, Vader is busy robbing banks — or credit unions in this case.

Police in North Carolina are looking for a man who robbed the Pineville State Employees Credit Union on Monday around 11:45 a.m. wearing what looks like the Darth Vader hoodie that zips up all the way to make it look like the chestplate and mask. According to police, the man dressed as Vader entered the bank with a long gun, demanded money from a bank teller, and got away with thousands of dollars in a four-door Chevrolet Suburban.

They describe him as a "about 5 feet, 5 inches tall and was wearing dark clothing, including the mask." Today, my geekiness pays off, because I'm doing better police work than the real police. The man isn't wearing dark clothes with a Darth Vader mask; he's clearly wearing this hoodie:


You can watch the news report below. And listen how the first anchor says 'costume.' COS-toom? Why so much emphasis? And stop calling it a mask! It's a hoodie!

If you have any information on the robbery or robber, you can contact Admiral Ackbar, Mon Mothma, or Princess Leia Organa of the Rebel Alliance.

WSOCTV

Lance Liebl

Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"

Share
Published by
Lance Liebl

Recent Posts

Review: Hitman 3 is the peak of the trilogy

To kick off 2021, we have a glorious return to one of the best franchises…

4 years ago

Hogwarts Legacy has been delayed to 2022

Last summer, we got our first official look at Hogwarts Legacy. The RPG set in…

4 years ago

EA to continue making Star Wars games after deal expires

Today, it was revealed that Ubisoft would be helming a brand-new Star Wars game. The…

4 years ago

PS5 Exclusive Returnal talks combat, Glorious Sci-Fi frenzy ensues

Housemarque shared lots of new details about their upcoming PS5 game Returnal. Today, we learn…

4 years ago

Lucasfilm Games confirms Open-World Star Wars handled by Ubisoft

Huge news concerning the future of Star Wars games just broke out. Newly revived Lucasfilm…

4 years ago

GTA 5 actors recreate iconic scene in real life

GTA 5 is probably the biggest game of all-time. It has sold over 135 million…

4 years ago