Ditch the life-sized anime schoolgirls, it’s all about 7ft tall Batman collectibles

The last time we wrote about anything life-sized, we were calling for netizens to throw aside their upskirt umbrellas for a 5 foot 2 inch anime schoolgirl model. The life-sized anime schoolgirl would cost potential buyers $16,500, making it somewhat unreasonable for most people.

The life-sized Batman collectible, however, is much more affordable. Standing at 7 feet 2 inches tall, this Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie-accurate collectible is $7,999.99. Luckily, buyers have the option of paying off their new roommate for $1066.67 a month.

The collectible has been described to feature an armored head with "light-up eyes, an authentic and detailed likeness of Batman’s lower face, a meticulously sculpted replica of the Batsuit and armor, a fabric cape, and a circular base with light-up function and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice logo."

That's right folks, he comes with his own pedestal.

So, if its lower face is just like Ben Affleck's, the new Batman, you're basically getting like 7% of Bat-Fleck in your living room.

You can purchase it here (via Kotaku).