Don’t let Chris Pratt in Jurassic World fool you, dinosaurs are bad pets

We are only two days into the week, but it's been a busy week. We have seen the Xbox One get backwards compatibility, The Last Guardian was finally revealed, Star Wars Battlefront had gameplay revealed, Nintendo revealed Star Fox Zero, and so much more. It's about time we take a break from E3, there are still plenty of announcements to pour over, but let's take a break.

Movies have been able to influence a mass amount of people within minutes (and/or hours). They have been used for war propaganda as much as they have been used to drive up sales of items through meticulously placed advertisement placements (did you think it was a coincidence that every vehicle in Jurassic World was a Mercedes?).

We have even seen films make animals into a trend. I Love You Man made puggles a trend, Men in Black had its pugs and Airbud had its moment. We feel (rather, I feel) the need to warn you that no matter how amazing you think it would be to have a Velociraptor as a pet — it's not. Do not let Chris Pratt and his "friends" Jurassic World trick you.

They are not your pets, they are the roommate who hates you and secretly wishes your death from the other side of the house. Case and point:

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