If you don't watch the fan-made live-action trailer for Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon the movie, then just know that I'm going to give you a giant middle finger. Possibly even two giant middle fingers.
YouTube filmmaker MikeDiva has made an awesome '80s trailer of what the Ubisoft game would look like as a movie. The video has everything: neon, VHS tracking lines across the screen, bad acting, Rex Colt shooting a mini-gun while riding a flying, laser cyber-shark, and cheesy lines.
In the near future, the streets are littered with cyber sh*t. Only Nick Nova starring as Rex Colt can clean them up. Joined by Jamie Smith as Spider, a renegade cyber hacker with an attitude, they're pursued by a ruthless cyborg — Colonel Sloan — with the power to rule and the will to destroy.
This trailer is a Far Cry from being over… three.
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[Polygon]
