Fight the battle you’ve already won in Spermination

Every now and then, Steam surprises us with a quirky gem that's usually just a few bucks and worth a look. Gunman Clive taught me that. Today though marks a whole new brand of quirky.

Spermination is a game about piloting a single sperm against thousands of others in order to win the grand prize, which of course is the uterus.

You can also buy various upgrades for your sperm racer such as better guns, better armor, or a faster engine. Hilarious. Each trek will be a new adventure since the uterus is procedurally generated. That's pure gold.

Each successful attack on the uterus awards you with a gnome baby that you can decorate your van in. Classy.

'Fight the battle you've already won, but never remember' is easily one of the funniest descriptions. It's only $2.99, which won't break the bank. I'm not promising that it's a good game, but it's definitely a hilarious one.

You can check out Spermination on Steam right here.