Gillette and Stark Industries have partnered to invent a new line of razors that that will change the way you shave your face (and possibly other body parts if you're into that).
Stemming from the "game-changing advancement" of FlexBall Technology in the Gillette Fusion ProGlide, the new line of totally fictional razorblades, inspired by Avengers: Age of Ultron, are "taking shaving to a place it not only has never been before, but a place it probably should never go."
Okay, so as you are probably aware by now, this new awesome line of razorblades is fake. Sadly there's no Repulsor 1 with Arc Reactor technology that generates a perpetual energy supply to obliterate face hairs with uni-beam pulse bolts. There's also no Gillette UltraStrike rebuilt with Supersoldier Technology either. But can you imagine if these were real!? I mean, I don't think you can get a closer shave than scorching your face hairs to the follicle with the Gillette Thunder's micro-lightning.
While there is no real line of razors inspired by Avengers technology, there is at least the Fusion ProGlide. It may not be built with Arc Reactor technology, but its FelxBall Technology "makes maximum contact over contours and gets virtually every hair." Talk about having power from the Gods…
