Coffee Stain Studios knows that anything Goat is automatically right. What is the meaning of life? Goat. What does Dota 2 need? Goat. It is with this knowledge that the developers created and submitted a Goat Simulator-inspired courier for Dota 2.
For those unfamiliar, a courier in Dota is a transporter from the in-game shop that brings cart items to players. There are two types (as seen in the video): one is ground transport (base) and the other flies (upgraded).
You can find the item currently in review on the Steam Workshop, with screenshots and the description "VALVE PLZ ADD ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ EVERY1 GO VOTE." Currently, the comments are split with anti-Goat players claiming it "doesn't fit the lore" and they want "Dota to stay as a Russian community."
Fortunately, there is plenty of "Valve plz add ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ."
You heard them Valve ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ.
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