Grass Simulator hits Steam; It’s not exactly what you think

Grass Simulator is not what you think it is or maybe it is, simply put, it isn't what I thought it would be.

We've heard about Goat Simulator and I am Bread, the bread simulator, this is not like that – you are not simulating being a blade of grass, at least not the entire time.

In Grass Simulator you play as Garry Rambler, a mercenary that escaped from hell to kill the cows that murdered his family. Turns out, he escaped from hell only to get stuck in a purgatory filled with cows.

What features does a game like this come with? This is what Steam says:

• Classic Mode: Explore your environment equipped with your magnum, walk among the dense grass and trees and shoot cows that never seem to die.

• Dubstep Cow Mode: If being a cow isn't cool enough, how about DUBSTEP COWS?!

• Shooting Range: Test your aim at the shooting range, just try not to blow your foot off.

• Grass Simulation Mode: Simulate a single piece of growing Grass, next-gen simulation.

You can grab Grass Simulator for $8.99 right now on Steam (it's a 10% discount – original price is $8.99).

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