Mariah Carey to replace Kate Upton in new Game of War trailers

Let's see how this one plays out...

Kate Upton was once the face of Game of War, but no longer. According to sources, Mariah Carey has dethroned her as the face of popular mobile game. When Upton was first revealed as the ampel-bosomed in-game avatar and star of the live-action trailer star, it was met with controversy as some accused the developer War Machine of profiting off sex appeal.

There was the obvious sexiness factor that played into the entire thing (you know, her chest being the main thing people looked at) and the fact that Game of War was using her to get people to play their game… instead of y'know having a game that people wanted to play.

Either way, you won't be seeing Kate Upton's chest face in the trailers soon enough. Sources are claiming that Mariah Carey has a deal for a 30-second trailer for Game of War with the director from Terminator Genisys. Her music might even be playing a role in the trailer.

Why, why? Couldn't we have just kept Upton? When I think of Mariah Carey I think of Don't Mess with the Zohan nine times out of ten.