Deep Silver has released a new "leaked" video for their upcoming Saints Row spin-off, Agents of Mayhem, and hid it deep in the bowels of YouPorn. The YouPorn video (above) is nothing more than a series of bondage jokes and absolutely no nudity, but viewer discretion is advised none the less.
The video came with the following statement, as per Hardcore Gamer's report:
"It has come to our attention that Hollywood, aka Rod Stone, is rumored to be connected to a provocative film of questionable taste, and on a completely unrelated topic, probably has no chance of winning a coveted AVN Award. We are taking this time to address the known specifics at this time, namely, that the aforementioned clip was recently uploaded onto YouPorn, the leading online platform championing adult social networking, carpal tunnel research, and eSports.
"MAYHEM is working with YouPorn to confirm the tape’s origins, although we have been unable to coordinate or verify the tape’s authenticity with Hollywood directly, due to his “slammed” acting schedule.
"Hollywood’s publicist, Stefany Glitzwilliam from Finsley PR stated, “Judging by the curvature of his buttocks at 1:12 seconds and the angle of the money shot, that is, the shot where the male actor on screen is literally wearing a bag of money around his junk, it is impossible to tell if that is my client on screen and ask that the public give him the benefit of the doubt until things firm up and the facts become rock solid.”
"Until we reach clarity, MAYHEM will continue deploying agents to save you from mad men wielding literal space lasers while you remain fixated on tabloid-tier gossip. We take comfort in knowing our fight to curb total global devastation has not driven you into panic."
Marketing like this isn't new to Deep Silver, Saints Row: The Third saw some pretty 'over-the-top' DLC – including the addition of porn stars in your HQ and Dead Island Riptide's Zombie Bait Edition came with a limbless bloody busty bikini torso.
The real question is why did Deep Silver choose YouPorn over PornHub?
Agents of Mayhem will launch on PlayStation 4, Xbox One and PC in August.