Redditor ShortchangeParamecia knew that there was only one way he could possibly defeat his foes after "dying pathetically in Bloodborne." He would need to channel the strength of Gaston — you know, "everyone's favorite guy" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Undoubtedly, Shortchange would have covered every last inch of Gaston in hair… if there was such a feature in the game's character creation.
Bloodborne's character creation does at least have a manliness slider. After raising the slider through all the limitations, Shortchange found a new type of manliness in Gaston. How's the ol' song go? "There's no man in town half as manly."
He can try romancing The Doll all he wants, but it's probably not going to happen. Good luck in your endeavors in Bloodborne, Gaston. If you get lost…we have a walthrough for you.
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