South Park Pinball on Wii U killed Kenny!

"Hello there children!"

"Hey Chef," the four kids — Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman — said in unison.

"Did you hear that Zen Studios announced that South Park Pinball is coming to Zen Pinball 2 on the Wii U?"

"Oh, that's pretty cool, Chef," said Kyle.

Cartman mimicked Kyle, "Oh, that's pretty cool Chef. Can't wait to play it on my Wii U while Kyle plays with his dreidel."

"Shut up fat*ss!" replied Kyle.

Chef continued, "Children, the South Park Pinball table pack will bring two digital pinball tables to the Wii U on December 11. On the South Park: Super-Sweet Pinball table, you'll visit our town of South Park and see tons of characters from our awesome show that I haven't been on in a long time, like Timmy, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hankey, ManBearPig, and of course the four of you. Then in South Park: Butters' Very Own Pinball Game, you'll team up with Butters Stotch to defeat Coon & Friends as Professor Chaos. And all this for $4.99."

Kenny said, "Mrrrminer minner meener."

"Hey! My mom charges a lot more than that!" said Cartman angrily.