Steam ID determines the size of your dong in Rust

The Garry’s Mod developers took their video game development skills into the Survival MMO genre with Rust. Upon logging in to the game players do not get to choose their characters, every aspect of the characters are randomized by one control factor, player Steam ID’s.

If you haven’t played the game, the moment you log into the game you’re running around naked. You need to craft your way to success — starting from absolutely nothing.

Much like in real life, players cannot control their race or penis size. The game’s designer (and the predominate Garry’s Mod developer) informed Kotaku about how it worked.

“It’s hard to predict what Steam ID would do what,” Garry Newman explained. “It takes the 64bit int Steam ID and uses it as a random seed which is then used to randomize a bunch of stuff about the player—dick length being one of those. We do this so players will be kind of recognizable in game and that their identity could be something that will follow them around.”

A Redditor made a video showing off the various length, safe to say the video is not safe for work.

Currently, the Rust developers are looking at more options for the Steam ID randomization, new features are only available on the development build at the moment, but will tie in height, head size, face, limb size, and more to your Steam ID.

Eventually, woman will become part of the Rust world and when they do, it will work similarly to the way the male models work. “In the same way that our male models aren’t perfect specimens of the male body, neither should the female be,” the developers wrote on their Devblog.

Once women are added to the game, players will be subject to whatever their Steam ID and Rust tells them, their gender, physical appearance and race are forfeit.

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