Let us take a moment to celebrate Team Cars' victory before they're all hauled off for their "25 to Life" mandatory sentences for the 187 they committed north of Booya Base. While Team Cars does not have the largest win % in Splatfest history, that honor still goes to the mighty Decepticons, they will go down in history as the smallest team to win a Splatfest.
America continues its run of firsts with another whooping.
While we're on the topic of Splatfest, I don't cover the European Splatfests. Why? Their topics are usually embarassingly bad, so I generally do them the courtesy of not pointing out that they're battling over messy vs. tidy rooms while we Americans are discussions the big issues, like Autobots vs. Decepticons. However, I'd like to welcome them to the real show as they finally tackle a real issue: Cats vs. Dogs.
Better late than never I suppose…
That may sound a little familiar, but it's a good chance to correct a wrong committed by the North American Splatfest before the scoring system was overhauled.
