That's right. The Emoji movie we're all itching to see (…Right?) has added someone special to their roster. Sir Patrick Stewart, from such roles as Jean-Luc Picard and Professor Xavier now joins the Emoji movie as… poop.
Sony Pictures Animation, the brave souls that took Angry Birds, turned it into a movie, and despite all of our best assumptions, made $350 million from it, has The Emoji Movie in production now. As many may know, there is a poop emoji, and what would an Emoji Movie be without a poop emoji?
Does this mean after Logan, Patrick Stewart's career is destined to go to sh*t? Probably not, I just wanted to make the joke.
