The Expendables 2 are ‘back for war’…and standing in fire

If you suffer from impotence, I may have found the cure. The new Expendables 2 poster has enough manliness and testosterone in it to jump start any problems you may be suffering from in the bedroom.

The new movie poster showcases the film's star-studded line-up which includes action stars – many past their prime – Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Dolph Lundgren.

It also features a few new faces to add to the testosterone-filled action flick. Included among the newcomers are Jean-Claude Van Damme, Liam Hemsworth, and the one and only, Chuck Norris. I expect we'll see a few roundhouse kicks to the face from him come August.

You don't realize just how many stars are in this film until you see it all on one poster. It's quite intimidating and enough to cause a few chest hairs to sprout just from looking at it. All of these stars, who are "back for war", are standing in and around a giant mess of fire, chaos and explosions. Would you have it any other way?

Let's take the world's manliest action stars, put them all in a movie, and then give them giant explosions and guns. This will put some hair on your ass. Check out the poster below.