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The Terminator Genisys Super Bowl ad is the worst parts of the movie

When I saw the first full trailer for Terminator Genisys, I was a little excited — mostly because it didn't look as bad at that terrible Terminator movie with Christian Bale. But the more I watched the Genisys trailer, the more I get this feeling in my gut that it's going to suck. It's not a good feeling.

That feeling only got worse after watching the 30-second Super Bowl spot for Terminator Genisys. It now resembles when you have to have a diarrhea poop really bad, but your not near a toilet so you're forced to hold it, and it feels like knives in your bowels. It's like they took all of the worst, cheesiest parts of the movie and packed it into 30 seconds.

Also, I don't know much about physics, seeing as how I got a C+ in college, but I don't think a bus would do this:

Like, come on… what is that? As of now I'm going to expect the worst from Genisys, and then if it's decent I'll be pleasantly surprised.

So here's the Super Bowl ad for Genisys.

Terminator Genisys stars Jai Courtney, Emilia Clarke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Byung-hun Lee and Jason Clarke. It releases in theaters on July 1, 2015.

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