Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. What you didn't know is rule 35: If there is porn of it, you can now access it from your Xbox 360.
I'm pretty sure you savvy gamers out there have already thought about this, but for those of you who haven't, popular porn hub YouPorn has officially made it known that your Xbox 360 is now fully capable of streaming porn from their website.
YouPorn released an official steamy statement on their blog (did you even know they had a blog!?) last week. It read:
Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox. Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.
The big question here is how will it work with the Kinect? I mean, everything IS better with Kinect, but if your hands are presumably doing other things….anyway…
As for Microsoft's reaction to the recent discovery that porn is now just a few controller clicks away, they had this to say (via):
To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.
Don't worry, I'm sure Microsoft has already found a way to monetize having porn accessible on their machine. I give it an Xbox LIVE update before we start to see paid advertising pre-roll before all of our porn on the Xbox 360.
