If you've been looking to join the Xbox cult, you're in luck! Xbox Australia has revealed the new Xbox Onesie, a zip up jumpsuit that will have you and all of your fellow Xbox owning friends dressed nearly exactly the same. With everyone wearing the same outfit, it will be easier for Microsoft to distinguish who to bring into the mothership when they take over the world.
All jokes aside, the Xbox Onesie comes in either a white or black color scheme and each one comes with the following features:
- Enlarged pockets to fit an Xbox Controller and Media Remotes
- Arm pouch for a mobile phone
- Roll-able leg and arm sleeves
- Forearm grips to prevent slipping
- Extra-large hood to accommodate headsets
- Customized Gamertag embroidery
According to Press Start, the Onesie will be available in limited quantities – at least in Australia. No price for the Onesie was revealed, however, some pictures of the outfit have been revealed. What is alarming about the images is the redhead's proclivity for throwing popcorn everywhere and that there's no butt-window on the Onesie.
This is how you get ants, Microsoft:
Look at the popcorn behind the couch. She's never coming over to my place. (Note: Xbox Socks)
At least this redhead didn't spill all of the popcorn:
