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You can win a pervy Dr. Mario figurine

I tend to find playfully perverted things pretty hilarious. Maybe I need to grow up, or maybe I'm just a normal human being with, like, the best sense of humor ever. Whatever the case may be, I like funny things, and when someone makes a video game-themed figurine that looks hilariously dirty, I have a field day.

A gamer who goes by the name of Kodykoala recently crafted an awesome Dr. Mario figurine. Nurse Peach seems to be checking on a sick Toad, while the good ol' doc stands behind her staring at her rump. It's really funny, and Mario's sinister smile and wide-eyed gaze are absolutely amazing.

Kodykoala originally intended to sell his masterpiece at iam8bit, but no one picked it up. Now, he's giving it away for free to one lucky person. All you have to do to be in the running for this stellar work of art is submit a comment on his blog pitching a neat idea for another figurine. That's easy enough, right?

I already dropped my name in the hat and made a suggestion, because I really, really want this Dr. Mario custom. I mean, I can already imagine it elegantly adorning my desk. Oh, I really hope I win!

[Destructoid]

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