Welcome to the maiden voyage of GameZone’s latest ongoing feature, Casting Couch, where we’ll mix and match actors with their in-game counterparts for various mostly-hypothetical game movie adaptations.
Just in time for Halloween, we’re kicking things off with Left 4 Dead, the feel-good game that royally screws a quartet of strangers by forcing them to survive against the junior varsity track zombie horde from 28 Days Later (minus Cillian Murphy’s junk).
Bill – Sam Elliot
Louis – Mos Def
Francis – Chuck Liddell
Zoey – Rose Byrne
Boomer – Nick Frost
Smoker – Steve Buscemi
Tank – Andy Serkis (CGI)
Witch – Mageina Tovah
Hunter – Phil “The Unabomber” Laak
That’s it for the first Left 4 Dead movie. Who would you cast in the sequel?
