Duke Nukem Forever has a release date. I know, right? A freaking release date! May 3, 2011, players will finally be able to pick up the latest game starring the blond action star in his quest to sh*t bricks and get beejays from sexy twins. GameZone has the latest trailer of the game up, and there is more pixelated action than an episode of Cops. Three breasted aliens, stripper bums, Duke’s stream of pee, seriously, this game is going for a stupid action guy mode that hasn’t been see in a very long time. Gearbox has done a great favor to the world by picking this one up.
I gotta say, I love how at the end one of the girls asks Duke if the game is any good. He says “After twelve f**king years, it should be.” Damn straight Duke, damn straight.
