Good old harmless Winnie the Pooh. All he wants to do is help his friends and eat some honey to fill the rumbly in his tumbly. Or does he…
Recently, a bunch of Disney games made their way to Steam. Among them was Disney’s Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree Animated Storybook. It is targeted towards preschoolers through first graders, and it focuses on comprehension and word recognition. But according to Steam reviews, there’s more to this Pooh bear than meets the eye. Actually, the reviews would suggest that there’s a seedy underbelly to the Hundred Acre Wood.
Disney’s Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree Animated Storybook currently has 20 review — 17 positive and three negative. The negative reviews have critiques like the game not being in Dutch, being way too short for the price, the sounds and voice acting, and the plot of the game. The positive paint an entirely different picture. Let’s take a look at some quotes from the review section on the game’s Steam page.
HolyCinnamon wrote, “Waiting for the Game of the Year edition to come out.”
The game also might be more difficult than I originally thought when I read was Benjisponge wrote. “this game is a great sequel to the loved dark souls and is one of my top tens best fps. cant wait to see what valve makes next.”
DuckiesUnite might have ruined the game for players when he/she wrote, SPOILER ALERT!! Eeyore dies at the end.”
SherpZ has high praise for the game. “10/10 would play again. 3 things this game have. Good graphic. Good story line. Massive multiplayer.”
Score of 10 not high enough for you? FABLED wrote, “Makes me moist and want to do crack. 422/10.”
And according to Max, the game might not be for kids at all. “Out of all of the Visual Novels currently on Steam, this title really pushes forwards the boundaries of adult/fetish content and morality of games currently available. I mean really, it's so sickening that I can safely say that there is more Pooh in this game than 2 Girls 1 Cup, not to mention how racist this game really is – at the very beginning of the game, some disreputable fellow called Tigger stole my bike and then Pooh'ed out a Dhiarr-Eeyore dump all over Piglet's face and in his mouth, it's really quite abysmal. In short, this game is a scatological Tour de France of racial prejudice and sickening sex acts, definitely not for children…10/10”
ScrapTF wrote a pretty in-depth review, saying:
Disney's Winnie the Pooh and the Horny Three Animated Storybooks is your average first person shooting game.
In the game you play as Winnie the Poo, your job is to collect as many horny pots as possible in a short amount of time without failing the stages. There's 19 levels, all with unique environments. You got the forest, the city, the jungle, the snowy mountain, the volcano, the beach, the ravaging tornado, the firey pits and of course the torture champer room level. All levels have their own music track and it's absolutely beautiful. You got your standard heavy metal and dubstep music playing in the background while you're playing this Dance Dance Revolution type of game. Many would say that this racing game is a bit violent for the average person, but. I think you should give it a try.
Also. It's a high performance game, you need to have a big computer to be able to play this.
I've written the pros and cons below for all you tl;dr people.
Pros:
– Triple A game with beautiful 3D graphics.
– Great heavy metal music and dubstep music.
– A wide variety of guns.
– Collecting horny pots is always fun.
– 19 amazing levels.
– Tight controls.
– Everyone can pick it up and play it.
Cons:
– Can be a bit too violent at times.
– Some racing segments can be a bit of a pain.
– High performance game. Can hardly run it on medium with my GTX 750ti.
Overall a really really nice game. 9/10
But in the end, it’s all about the honey. Baron von Haxor explains:
The experience of this game is simply too great to write but I'll put it into words as best as I possibly can.
Firstly, we got up and we started looking for honey.
We then went out and started looking for honey.
Eeyore lost his tail, so in response, we started looking for honey, as you do in times such as these.
Christopher Robin went missing, so desperate times call for desperate measures, so we started looking for honey.
After this, we sent out a search party for him. We had prepared for such a crisis in the past and initiated plan: 'Help Out Nearly Endangered Youth' (H.O.N.E.Y) and came to the conclusion that this was a last resort and that we should look for Honey.
During these preparations, we fell in a hole. We dealt with this the only way we know how; looking for honey.
After averting the crisis, reward was deserved on our part, so we started to do what any normal person would do at this point and started looking for honey.
With everyone safe and sound, and a long day over with, that the seeking of honey would be appropriate that this time.
To conclude, this game has a thrilling but heartbreaking storyline to satisfy your honey-seeking desires.
Waiting on a sequel or a Fifty Shades of Grey Animated Storybook.
So if you need any more of an endorsement to buy this game, just listen to The Great Mighty B-day, who wrote, “This game has the best experience what you could even imagine. Plot is more complicated than wienersucking Madden 95’, gameplay broke Arkham Origin back and Shadow of Mordor can suck Winnie the Pooh jars full of sticky honey. You should buy it. NOW. RIGHT NOW. CLICK THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUTTON.”
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