The Spread Shot from Contra was one of the finest weapons from the era of 8- and 16-bit, perhaps rivaled only by Metal Man’s mighty Metal Blade. 75 degrees of red bullets flying, aimed in eight directions, meant that there would be bodies falling everywhere.
And now, NerdyShirts is giving you the opportunity to profess the love of your gun of choice on your chest by purchasing a new t-shirt for just $19.95. And while the model above makes it look good, no worries; they have them for guys, too.
Red Falcon and his alien @$$hole buddies may know what hit them, but with that much ordnance flying in their face, there’s not a whole lot they can do about it.
