Guns in games have come a long way since Doom’s BFG 9000. From gravity guns to plasma rocket launchers, we have utilized some of the sexiest firepower to blow away enemies. Right below is a porn gallery of some of the sexiest and hottest guns in games to date. This is a shallow piece of journalism as all these guns are shamefully based on looks and NOT personality. These are the guns that really fired off a shot whenever you…erm fired a shot.
DOOM: BFG 9000
Let us start with the daddy of big guns, Doom’s BFG 9000. Whenever I start a new FPS or RPG, my immediate obsession is to search for the most powerful weapon in the game. All other concerns are secondary. This habit was borne out of playing Doom, as how could you resist not looking for a gun called the Big F***king Gun in a secret location? There hasn’t been a name for a gun to top it since. I remember that feeling I had when looking at it. I wanted to stash it under my bed.
Gears of War: Gold Plated Lancer
Like the girl (or boy) next door, at first this gun was no oil painting to look at. Yet when gold-plated, the chainsaw on the Lancer shined and made it hot arm candy. Many times while playing Gears I would accidently drop the Lancer while switching weapons, and I would cry because I did not want to be stuck with its ugly friend, the Hammerburst.
Dead Space: Handheld Ore Cutter Line Gun
Ever met a stunning girl with a boy’s name like George? You ignore the name. Same thing applies here. This gun in Dead Space enabled you to slice the limbs off Necromorphs, yet this isn’t what makes this gun steamy and beddable. No, it was the three ice blue plasma beams, and using it was like moving inside a dark seedy disco with blue strobes and your heart racing. Sex in the dark with a stranger.
Halo Reach : Grenade Launcher
Ever looked at a gun and thought you could and would do that? That is what I thought when I saw this Grenade Launcher for Halo Reach. If I was ever in doubt playing Halo Reach because Halo 3: ODST was a slight disappointment, then this picture made me change my mind like a raunchy flyer to an out-of-town block party. I’d hitch a ride with a stranger to fire this gun.
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Mario Kart: Red Turtle Shell
Cute can be sexy. Okay, so I cheated a little here and technically not a real gun in this case. However whenever I managed to get the power-up of three Red Turtle Shells to throw in Mario Kart, they became bootylicious. If you ever played Mario Kart, you know that feeling. I equate it the same as scoring the phone number for a hot date.
As with all sexiest lists, opinions vary. Please comment below with your own hot looking suggestions.
