Blood Will Tell – PS2 – Review

I’m not exactly a supporter
of "clone" games, but I’m not entirely against them either.  Without clone
games we’d only have the original and its sequels to enjoy.  That’s not enough
gaming to enrich our lives.  It’s not good for innovation either.  When a
developer clones something, it has the chance to improve upon it and take the
gameplay in a whole new direction.

Feeling strongly about
this, I pushed on, looking for innovation through Blood Will Tell’s unique
body part acquisition concept.  The star of the game, Hyakkimaru, is in a bit
of a rut.  He doesn’t have a normal human body (not that normal can be defined
with today’s plastic surgery).  His limbs and organs were taken from him
shortly after birth by several evil fiends.  This was a horrible experience
for Hyakkimaru, a man who had to go through life with a rocket launcher for a
leg and killer blades for arms.  He couldn’t speak clearly because they took
his vocal cord (what could the evil fiends want with that?).  It’s a strange
and unusual concept, but that’s what was intriguing about it.  The idea of
being able to evolve your character by getting his body parts back was very
interesting. 

“I can slice pizza like it’s
nobody’s business!”

Disappointingly, the
interest ends there.  From beginning to end Blood Will Tell is Devil May Cry
with less polish and more repetition.

Enemies come in droves
but you’ll never once feel like you’re in danger.  Most of them move slowly,
and only a few of them deal serious damage.  There is essentially one trick
that can be used to beat the majority of the monsters, including boss
battles.  Jump behind your opponent, center the camera (L1 button), and combo
him into sushi.  If you can’t get behind your opponent, chances are you can
shoot him with your gun or rocket launcher, damaging him enough to move in and
go for the kill.  It’s a simple game with simple solutions.  That factor is
prevalent throughout.

Blood Will Tell’s levels
have to be classified as something else.  Levels, even generic ones, tend to
have a certain dimension to them.  Blood Will Tell’s levels are little more
than open or confined areas with lots of enemies to kill.  Run through, chop
them up, be a hero.  Then move onto the next level and do it once more,
repeating these functions until you finally reach the end.

Fans of the classic manga
know that Dororo is an important character in the Blood Will Tell saga.  She
can be controlled by another player in the co-op mode, but if you’re going
solo, her control is designated to four different actions.  You can have her
search for conspicuous items, pick up fallen items or attack nearby enemies. 
Sounds pretty generic doesn’t it?  You assign the actions by holding the
circle button while pressing the left analog stick up, down, left or right. 
Am I saying anything you haven’t heard before?

To clarify the game’s
offensiveness, Blood Will Tell forces first-time players to go through a lame,
could-have-figured-it-out-yourself tutorial.  It treats you like you’re dumb,
repeating the directions of each objective multiple times if you don’t
immediately do it.  I could be in the middle of completing an objective and
lose my flow because the tutorial broke in to tell me what needs to be done –
again! 

Oh my gosh, there’s a
monster behind you!

It’s too bad you’re more of
a threat to them than they are to you. 

Look, I don’t need to be
told that the square and triangle buttons can be pressed to execute an
attack.  I can figure that out on my own.  Nor do I need to be told that the
camera can be centered with the L1 button, or that I can eliminate multiple
enemies by pressing two attack buttons simultaneously.  These are common
gameplay traits.

Tears Will Run if you
enter this game blindly.  Blood Will Tell is not an original game, just an
original concept.  The gameplay, graphic techniques, voice work, sound
effects, music – anything you can think of – can be found in many other
titles.  We could play the guessing game of what could have
been all day long, but at the end of this day, we’re stuck with the
video game equivalent of a made-for-TV movie.

Gameplay: 6
Blood Will Tell
goes for the more is better crowd, and as a result ends up giving us a
whole lot less.  The gameplay consists of nothing more than sword-slashing and
weapon-firing.  From afar this might sound appealing, and in some rare
circumstances repetition can actually be a good thing. Blood Will Tell doesn’t
have that kind of lasting power.  It becomes boring long before the end,
giving no one outside of Dororo fans a reason to continue.

Graphics: 5
The black and
white filter utilized in the first level is likely to turn some heads.  It
looks cool, reminds me of a few great films, and isn’t seen in too many
games.  The graphics themselves, however – monster detail, animation,
backgrounds, etc. – are about four years too old.

Sound: 6
Cheesy
voice-overs, lame sayings, and a weird story that would be more appealing in
an anime series.

Difficulty: Easy/Medium
I’m stretching it
when I say “easy/medium.”  This game couldn’t be much easier.  It’s like Devil
May Cry Jr.

Concept: 7
Good idea: having
a lead character whose body parts must be acquired.  He can have arms for
swords, if you wish.  Bad idea: creating gameplay that feels like a
watered-down version of two hit Capcom games.

Multiplayer: 6
Co-op gameplay
could mean double the fun.  In this case it just means that two players can go
through the game together.

Overall: 6
Not worth the
price of admission.  Blood Will Tell costs twice as much as Gungrave: Overdose
(a similarly repetitive game) and is only half as fun.