A
must-buy for anyone who loves video games.
There’s
a new way to enjoy your favorite classic video games and it’s called JAKKS TV
Games. TV Games are small, compact, standalone units that combine the brains
of a console with the brawns a game controller. When these two lovebirds
mate, they create arcade-themed joysticks that have all the video game
circuitry locked inside. No need to get out that old and dusty Atari system
— not when you could be playing the smaller and lighter Atari Paddles TV
Games.
Up
until now my experiences with the Namco TV Games had been very brief. We’d
stare at each other from afar, looking deeply into each other’s eyes. I
pondered the thought of an affair, but I wasn’t sure I could do that to my
PlayStation 2. My relationship with GameCube was blossoming, and the distance
that I felt with Xbox was finally depleting. Could I really do that to them,
could I really abandon them…for another gaming unit?
Then
one thing led to another, and before I knew it was playing it. I played it
for hours, not stopping for any reason. We knew it was bad, we knew it was
wrong, but we didn’t care! Pac-Man, Dig-Dug, Galaxian, Rally-X and Bosconian
– how could I resist the temptation?
Hardware
Namco
TV Games is built around excellent hardware. The unit looks so small that you
might not expect it to be sturdy, or to match the feel of the arcade version.
Play any one of the five included games and you’ll prove yourself wrong.
Arcade joysticks have a slightly higher amount of resistance (because they
have to take a beating from punks who don’t value arcade machines). Other
than that you won’t find any difference between the joystick that the arcade
units use and the one designed for Namco TV Games.
I
wouldn’t recommend bashing the unit when you lose, but normal use – even the
frantic, move-as-quickly-as-you-can movements required for the latter levels
of Pac-Man – will not harm the joystick. I’ve been playing Namco TV Games
heavily for nearly two weeks now. I’ve shared it with my friends and family,
some of whom do not treat video games with the same care that I do, but I
haven’t experienced a single problem.
Digging is fun. So is
dugging!
That
brings to mind another point: battery life. Namco TV Games — as well as the
other JAKKS TV Games on the market — does not use an AC adaptor as normal
consoles do. It uses four AA batteries, which fit right underneath the unit.
Normally I am not too thrilled about using batteries for a game console that
doesn’t have its own screen. However, the battery life is really, really
long. By not having an AC adaptor, you only need one power outlet. So if you
have a TV in your car, all you need to do is plug in Namco TV Games and play.
Just be sure to park the car (or convince someone else to drive) before you
do.
Games
Namco
TV Games features some of my favorite Namco games (Pac-Man and Dig-Dug), as
well as one I didn’t know I loved (Bosconian).
Bosconian: 9
Bosconian could be thought of as an evolved form of the Atari classic,
Asteroids. You can move in all directions, and when you reach the out of
bounds area, your ship automatically comes through the opposite side.
Only
four enemies are prepared to stop you from saving the galaxy, but they’ve been
using that cloning device Senator Palpatine borrowed in Star Wars, so you’ll
have hundreds of ships to obliterate.
The
toughest ships are the mother ships. They’re big (about seven times the size
of your ship), they’re stationary, and they only have two vulnerable areas.
You can take out each of their six cannons to destroy these ships, or you can
go for the vulnerable area and wait for the ship to open its eye.
While
you’re doing this you have to worry about the other mother ships in the area,
which can attack and kill you very quickly. You have to worry about asteroids
and other space hazards, as well as the dozens of enemies who wish to see you
die. If you get a "red alert" message, that means that enemies will
repeatedly attack until all of the mother ships in the area are destroyed.
Destroying the mother ships is the only way to pass each level. It’s also the
only way you’ll earn enough points to gain an extra life (very, VERY
important!!). Awesome, innovative, and very addictive.
Dig-Dug: 8.5
This is
one of those, "Aw crap, I almost had him!" kinds of games.
Although I can’t be certain, I’ve always thought that Dig-Dug’s weapon was an
air gun (which would explain why the enemies expand before they die).
Whatever it is, I’ve never gotten tired of Dig-Dug’s simple gameplay. Only
one button is used, and the playing field isn’t even an entire screen. But
the challenge is right up there with all the classic games from the early 80s.
Dig-Dug
holds a special place in many adult gamers’ hearts, though I’m certain that
young gamers will be just as entertained by it. Kids love the sand-digging
level in Super Mario Bros. 2 (known as Super Mario Advance 1 on the GBA).
Nintendo is a brilliant innovator, but that level would never have been made
if Dig-Dug did not exist.
Galaxian: 8
Fun and
challenging, Galaxian is the slower, less-popular relative of the Galaga
family. The ships are smaller and in greater abundance, and the slow speed
makes it harder to react to their attacks.
My
favorite feature is and always has been the placement of the ammunition. It
sits right on top of the ship, and if you line it up just right, you can kill
an on-coming enemy without having to fire! Risky, but cool.
Rally-X: 8.5
As a
maze racing game, Rally-X is extremely entertaining. I love the strategy
that’s involved with gassing your opponents. You’ll run around in circles and
try to learn the maze layout as quickly asp possible, only to have to memorize
a new one when the next level comes. That, of course, is half the fun.
You’re always on the run in this game, and that’s why it’s still a classic at
a time when video games are approaching movie-quality graphics.
Pac-Man: 9
The
arcade classic from more than two decades ago. It needs no description – if
you haven’t played or seen it, clearly my explanation of "ghosts chasing a
yellow pizza" are not going to suffice.
Unforgettable. That’s what
you are.
Pros:
Great game selection
Sturdy, reliable joystick- High
replay value - Good
battery life
Cons:
- Why
in the world is the action button on the left side of the joystick? This
implies that gamers control joysticks with their right hands. We don’t. We
never have, at least not in America (look at our game controllers if you
want proof). I know this emulates the original arcade machines. I had no
trouble using my left hand to hold the stick, nor did my right thumb have
any trouble hitting the button. I’m still a little baffled by the design.
Overall: 9
A
must-buy for anyone who loves video games. Young or old, there’s no way you
won’t love this thing. It’s awesome as a collector’s item; convenient as a
piece of electronic equipment; and impossible to put down as a gaming machine.
